Justina

Sorry, retro-rectal question…or whatever. You know what I mean. You’ve always been the brainy one – well, at least for a few more minutes. 

Anyway, back to my friend Wally. Yeah, he’s like you and me, but so much more – like next level phenom shit with what he can do. He explained it to me once – time and space and some stuff that mostly went over my head. I just say he can freeze things, but with like mad control.

Like porker pig over there, Wally’s got him all in. Everything’s just flashing by for him, he has no idea what’s happening right now. Now you – Wally let you keep your eyes and ears. So the three of us could bond. Sweet, huh?