Dialog

Or for dropping on your shoes. Whichever words come out first, Slapshot.

Am I apologizing for getting dropped off a storage container or dropped from a date?

Well, now you apologize, so I can accept. (Pauses) Uh, kidding?

Apologies accepted. (Pauses) Now what?

(With a half chuckle) Sorry about that. (Pauses) And for inside too. I have brothers. Guess it makes me a little competitive. (Pauses) And, well, sorry for the other night too, okay? I panicked, made up some shit. I just…

Thanks. You almost made me hit my boots.

Oh, you were serious. Thought it was just an excuse for the dramatic exit.

What’s she mad about? She’s not a loser.

I could use some air myself. I’ll be right back.

Let’s give him a minute to cool. The three of us can…