Dialog

Uh, well that something is in my wallet – which is in my pants – which are back up there.

You know, if we’re doing this, there’s something we need to take care of first.

Guess everyone’s a winner today, Speedy.

Thing is, I thought we were on the same pace. I didn’t mean to jump ahead, but well…?

(Laughing) Well Slapshot, I’d lend you mine, but they don’t really seem your style. Unless there’s a fig leaf around, I’m not sure what I can do for you?

Bingo. They now swim with the fishes.

No longer on your person?

Like, when I dove in, the force of the water…well, my boxers weren’t that tight, so they’re…

An issue? Like, er, what?

I was trying to tell you. I got an issue!